me on my way to steal your man
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES
Hello!
I'm Monoxdragon! Also known as Blacklikeariver, SummerWS, SummerWolfSpirit, Monox and iMonox!
I spend my time writing, drawing and making AMV's !
Here are several accounts of websites from which you can follow me!
http://iMonox.deviantart.com
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1376146/
http://www.youtube.com/user/MonoxDragon?feature=mhee
And, here ofcourse!
I also have Facebook and Twitter, but no way in hell am I going to give those without knowing you xD
If you're interested in my drawings, and want to commission me, go here (http://fav.me/d3s3c1h) and note me on dA or send me a mail to monoxdragon(at)gmail(dot)com !
me on my way to steal your man
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES
Someone get this guy a fucking medal.
They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.
what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously
I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION
men are pussies
Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one
The question is, do you trust the guy when he says he took birth control pills? Also rape still happens, ALOT. Do we honestly want more men with an even more increased sexual drive? I don’t think so
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
Anyone want to buy it from me? I have no use for it so
Will record myself scratching the seal if buyer doesn’t trust it to be real
price is 20 usd bucks ofc
You can come out when your done bein a little faggot
ive scrolled past this like 7 times and just saw the baby ohmygod im screaming.
When your sneeze turns into a fucking death metal scream
owning a gun
- is a right
having healthcare
- is a privilege
thank you Supernatural fandom for clearing that up for us in such a fantastic way
“fear can suck my grade-a prime beef” i say as i turn on my nightlight
Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989
“He was beautiful, that was always affirmed, but his beauty was hard to fix or to see, for he was always glimmering, flickering, melting, mixing, he was the shape of a shapeless flame, he was the eddying thread of needle-shapes in the shapeless mass of the waterfall. He was the invisible wind that hurried the clouds in billows and ribbons. You could see a bare tree on the skyline bent by the wind, holding up twisted branches and bent twigs, and suddenly its formless form would resolve itself into that of the trickster.”
Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
Suddenly, unexpected Loki!porn. A commission ;)
I am proud to say this is my commission! It’s from a scene in the deliciously filthy fic ‘In Black’ that my girlfriend wrote. You can find it here.
It’s been a pleasure, thank you! ;)
